we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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