He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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