he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My bed smells like the plague
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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