I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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