Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This is my gift to your gina
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The ass gains better be worth it
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