i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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