apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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