At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We left an ass print on the piano.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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