he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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