i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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