see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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