Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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