I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
