Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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