I seem to have left my pride at pride
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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