Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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