Three words: puerto rican gang bang
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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