We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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