Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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