Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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