The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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