Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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