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i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
This toilet bowl is my home.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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