Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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