I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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