She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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