You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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