ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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