just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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