So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
so much tequila, so little girl.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
