so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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