Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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