Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I want to walk on stilts...naked
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she smelled like a LAN party
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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