so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize
