I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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