i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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