My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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