Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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