whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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