i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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