Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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