Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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