Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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