Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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