But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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