do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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