She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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