I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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