she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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