don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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