you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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